Welp, it's been 3 years since my last post and I am officially the worst blogger in this century. I must apologize to the five select people who know about the existence of this piece of literary prowess and have doubtlessly been waiting on the edge of their seats. However, I suddenly find myself with an excess of time on my hands and a peculiar, disquieting living situation that should be documented just in case I happen to disappear off the face of the Earth. In other words, conditions are perfect to reignite this baby.
Let's start with how I got to this state! (both my mental state in the physical state of Nebraska)
